it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
i needed this
i get to touch carmel NEXT. WEEKEND.
and then i get to touch taylor a scant TWO WEEKS LATER.
I’M REALLY EXCITED OKAY
okay but why are they making the sat easier & the ged “harder”
because the universe must always be in balance young grasshopper
bout to go whoop college board’s ass
FUCK DIS SHIT
BACK IN MY DAY, TESTS WERE HARD
no penalty for wrong answers? how does that work
it’s because in the current SAT, abstaining from answering a question will give you no points, but an incorrect answer will take off (i think) a quarter point. basically teaches you that in life u can’t make mistakes or it can cost u ur whole future lol
but fUCK ALL OF YOU WHO DON’T HAVE TO WRITE AN ESSAY I WOKE UP AT SIX IN THE FUCKING MORNING ON A SATURDAY AND WROTE A THREE PAGE FUCKING ESSAY IN ONE FELL SWOOP SMH
i love you too (and im totally fine with it by this point lydia has desensitized me toward all forms of awkward physical contact)
this is wonderful let the unnecessary physical contact begin
aw im sorry i hope it doesnt throw off your schedule for long and hopefully you wont forget again (also *wafts well-wishes toward your general direction*)
*clings to your face starfish style* i love you
but srsly tho maybe you should set an alarm on your phone
that’s why i’m so upset, i already do!!!!!!!!! and it’s loud and obnoxious so i can’t ignore it!!!!!!!! :(((((((
Haha i thought the anon sent me a poem too and i was originally really excited. Now im laughing bc hes just so bad at expressing his anger
DY I NG
songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit